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homosaurus-rex:

homosaurus-rex:

It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.

can we talk about how this is still getting notes

The funny thing is that i can not actually come up with a counter argument for this.

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kenilworthprep:

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truezodiacfact:

When I find the perfect thing to watch on Netflix and my food isn’t cold
truezodiacfact:

When i get a paper cut
truezodiacfact:

Doing the extra mile at your job
psyfucks:


respect existence or expect resistance

DAMN SON